![]() ![]() You itemize every receipt when you get drinks out with friends and send unprompted Venmo requests down to the exact penny. By our count there are 107 pedals in production as of the publication date, and we’re counting any device they sell that can conceivably rest on the floor, get turned on by feet (gross), and affect your sound in some way. If you don’t own any, choose the one you’d buy first. If you own multiple Boss pedals, look for your favorite one you’ve owned. I don’t care if you paid $600 for a 1980s Slow Gear pedal, it won’t show up in the list. If it’s out of production, it won’t be here. We will look at every single Boss pedal currently in production and decide what it says about its owner and what much more talented band they wish they were in. They’ve worsened guitarists’ delusions of grandeur more than anyone, so it’s time to take them to task. No company is more responsible for the proliferation of pedals than Boss. ![]() No creative impulses within? Get a wacky delay pedal and hit one note. Too stupid to learn music theory? Crank your pedal’s gain and let the feedback whisk you away. Can’t come up with an original riff? Buy a pedal to sound like your favorite guitarist and just play what they played. Guitar pedals are the paint-by-number books of the music world.
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